(via spiderman-in-stark-tower)Source: undeadlife
Other than Wade who wants to know how I look in every type of slutty costume imaginable.
Oh thanks, not only did you just tell me I have no muscle but also that if I ever develop any you wouldn’t want to be with me and that I was your second choice.
Why do I want you to fuck me again?
“THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT! BB YOU ARE PERF!”
(He’s speaking in meme!)
[NO PETER THAT’S WHAT HE MEANT]
(For someone who talks so much you think he’d be better at communicating…)
So… half of you says it is what you meant and half of you doesn’t? I love you but damn, your confusing.
I meant it when I said ‘BB you Perf.’ I’m just going to sit in that corner and stare at your butt.
(I think he said he loves you)
[Y U NO TALK ABOUT HIM LOVING YOU AND STUFF?!]
Fine, I’m sorry deady. You’re just so damn confusing. Why is by nickname BB again? Should I wiggle my ass or anything?
(Yea, why DON’T you talk about him loving you?)Source: gettoknowpeterparkerrogersstark